Richie Sings a Song

Let’s all go to Derry, yeah that was a great idea
As if my vomit at the sound of it didn’t make clear
I’m soo happy to see everyone but Bev and Ben
They’re soo lucky how’d they end up soo good looking?

So good looking, so good looking
I do not get it Ben where you hiding all your chins?

Eddie how’s your mum I remember when she told jokes
None of us would laugh but the ground would always crack up
Mikey tell us why we are here, we all wanna know
Pennywise the clown is back oh holy fuck

Nope uh uh, nope uh uh, I ain’t fighting that stupid clown
We killed him once we done our bit for this freak town
Nope uh uh, nope uh uh, don’t make me fight that stupid clown
We killed him once and that’s enough for me I’m out

Ha, ha, he, he, ho, ho, he, he, ha, he, he
Hello there Richie
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Remember me
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
It’s Penny
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

Richie I know your secret
Your dirty little secret
What terrifies you most
Is whether or not I’ll keep it?

Yea I know your secret
Your dirty little secret
If I tell the losers
Will they think of you different?

Yea I thought I would forget
But who could forget that forehead
Could you please try keep your eyes on me
They’re looking a bit distracted

I bet your mum and dad look the same
I’m guessing you are inbred?
And you couldn’t kill kids that’s vapid
I mean even I could of killed a bunch of school kids?

Threaten me all you like eventually I’ll get mad
I’m not reddie to tell Eddie scared how he’ll react
Everyone seems up for a Penny-bashing I’m glad
Bill wants a speech from me - good thing we’re not measuring dicks?

Nope? What? Nope? That wasn't not it?
Nope nope nope that wasn’t it
That comment about us measuring dicks that wasn’t it?

Okay yeah, okay yeah, let’s all go kill this stupid clown
We killed him once and we’ll do it again now
Okay yeah, okay yeah, let’s all go kill this stupid clown
We killed him once and we’ll do it again now

Okay yeah, okay yeah, let’s all kill this stupid clown
We killed him once and we’ll do it again now
Okay yeah, okay yeah, let’s all kill this stupid clown
We killed him once and we’ll do it again now

Ha, ha, he, he, ho, ho, he, he, ha, he, he
No please Richie
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Don’t kill me
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Not Penny
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

Richie I know your secret
Your dirty little secret
What terrifies you most
Is whether or not I’ll keep it?

Yea I know your secret
Your dirty little secret
If I tell the losers
Will they think of you different?

Will they think of you different
Can I keep your secret
They’ll think of you different
Richie you are different

Richie you are different
Different
Don't let them know your secret
Cus you’re different