Church’s Coffin (Upchurch Diss)

Adam Calhoun's "Church’s Coffin (Upchurch Diss)" is a scathing diss track aimed at fellow artist Ryan Upchurch. The song is a direct and unfiltered critique of Upchurch, with Calhoun using sharp and biting lyrics to highlight what he perceives as Upchurch's flaws and shortcomings. The track opens with a vivid depiction of addiction, using the metaphor of Adderall to suggest a dependency that affects Upchurch's behavior and appearance. This sets the tone for the rest of the song, where Calhoun accuses Upchurch of being fake and surrounded by sycophants, unable to handle criticism or competition.

Calhoun's lyrics are filled with personal attacks, touching on Upchurch's relationships with his family and his alleged hypocrisy. He accuses Upchurch of being a "shitty rapper" and a "bad singer," suggesting that his success is undeserved and reliant on a fanbase that blindly follows him. The imagery of "putting a church in a coffin" is a powerful metaphor, symbolizing Calhoun's intent to end Upchurch's career or reputation through this diss track. The song also references cultural elements like Dragon Ball and Freemasonry, adding layers to the insults and showcasing Calhoun's lyrical creativity.

The track is not just a personal attack but also a commentary on the music industry and the nature of fame. Calhoun criticizes the superficiality of social media and the way it can inflate egos and create false personas. He positions himself as more authentic and grounded, contrasting his "river" to Upchurch's "creek," suggesting that he is more substantial and capable of navigating the complexities of the industry. This diss track is a bold statement from Calhoun, reflecting his confidence and willingness to confront those he sees as inauthentic or undeserving of their status.