Somebody Kill Me Please
Adam Sandler & Cole Sprouse
You don't know how much I need you
While you're near me I don't feel blue
And when we kiss I know you need me too
I can't believe I've found a love that's so pure and true
But it all was bullshit
It was a goddamn joke
And when I think of you, Linda!
I hope you f*ckin' choke
I hope you're glad with what you've done to me
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy
You left me here all alone, tears running constantly
Oh somebody kill me please
Somebody kill me please
I'm on my knees, pretty pretty please
Kill me
I want to die
Put a bullet in my head...