Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass

They told me I was lucky
To have my chance with you
Now last years summer romance
Is this year's winter blues
I treated you so nicely,
To jewellery and champagne,
But you left me empty handed, yeah,
You left me feeling plain

Now I hope your happy with your self
Cause I'm not laughing
Don't you think it's kind of
Crappy what you did this holiday?
When I gave you my heart
You ripped it apart
Like wrapping paper trash
So I wrote you a song
Hope that you sing along and it goes,
Merry Christmas, kiss my ass

They say I'm losing my mind
I thought that for a while
I teared down decorations
They remind me of your smile
I hate that mistletoe
It makes me think of our first kiss
You bit my lip, you pulled me close
And then you taught me how to quit

Now I hope your happy with your self
Cause I'm not laughing
Don't you think it's kind of
Crappy what you did this holiday?
When I gave you my heart
You ripped it apart
Like wrapping paper trash
So I wrote you a song
Hope that you sing along and it goes
Merry Christmas, kiss my ass

So sick of calling you up
Telephone Me
No fuck you girl
I'm going out
I gave you my all but
Our love hit a wall now
Im jingle belling and every ones yelling
We'll drink till the bar shuts us down
Ain't that just what Christmas is all about

And I ho, hope you're happy with your self
Cause I'm not laughing
Don't you think it's so damn
Trashy what you did this holiday?
I gave you my heart
You ripped it apart
Like the wrapping paper trash
So I wrote you a song
Hope that you sing along and here it goes,
Merry Christmas, bitch, kiss my ass