What Will My Scandal Be

Ariana Grande's song "What Will My Scandal Be" is a satirical and humorous exploration of the inevitability of scandals in the life of a celebrity. The lyrics are a playful commentary on the public's obsession with the personal lives of famous individuals and the media's tendency to sensationalize their every move. Grande imagines various outrageous scenarios that could potentially become her scandal, from botox rumors to public meltdowns, highlighting the absurdity of the scrutiny she faces.

The song opens with Grande listing potential scandals, such as being labeled a 'hot mess' or facing accusations of botox use. These lines reflect the superficial judgments often made about celebrities based on their appearance and behavior. The mention of a controversial tweet about juice further underscores how even the smallest actions can be blown out of proportion in the public eye. Grande's playful tone suggests a level of acceptance and even amusement at the inevitability of such scandals.

Throughout the song, Grande continues to imagine increasingly outrageous scenarios, such as throwing a fit in a hotel, getting kicked off a plane, or having a love child with fellow celebrities. These exaggerated situations serve to mock the sensationalist nature of celebrity gossip and the public's insatiable appetite for scandal. The interjections from other characters in the song, such as a woman warning Grande about the dangers of leaving her phone unattended, add to the comedic effect and emphasize the constant vigilance required to avoid scandal.

In the final verses, Grande embraces the idea of having her own scandal, imagining the headlines and public reactions. This acceptance is a commentary on the inevitability of scandal in the life of a celebrity and the performative aspect of fame. By treating the concept of scandal with humor and irreverence, Grande challenges the seriousness with which such events are often treated and invites listeners to question the value placed on celebrity gossip.