Calzon Quitado

Asspera's song 'Calzon Quitado' is a vivid and humorous portrayal of physical discomfort, specifically focusing on the experience of dealing with hemorrhoids. The lyrics are raw and unfiltered, using explicit language and imagery to convey the pain and frustration associated with this condition. The song opens with a plea for patience and strength to endure the pain, likening the experience to a form of torture that affects the protagonist's daily life, even during casual activities like playing soccer.

The lyrics continue to describe the protagonist's struggle with graphic and exaggerated metaphors. The use of food items like chimichurri, wasabi, and ceviche to describe the pain adds a layer of dark humor, making the song both relatable and absurd. The recurring mention of 'Espiritu de nariguana' (a play on words combining 'nariz' (nose) and 'marihuana') suggests a reliance on marijuana to cope with the pain, adding a layer of social commentary on self-medication and the lengths people go to find relief.

The song's climax is a desperate cry for help, with the protagonist's condition worsening to the point of needing firefighters to rescue him from his 'hell.' This hyperbolic ending underscores the severity of the discomfort while maintaining the song's humorous tone. Asspera, known for their satirical and often crude approach to music, uses 'Calzon Quitado' to highlight a common yet rarely discussed issue, blending humor with a touch of empathy for those who suffer in silence.