ONLINE OVERSIGHT

The year’s 2009
And I'm unsupervised
On the internet
Nothing could go wrong, I bet

I often spent my time
Watching vids online
And I don’t know this yet
It might be something I regret

‘Cause how was I supposed to know
The things I clicked on long ago
Were actually material
For someone else’s weird-ass fetish!?

Oh, why did it have to be me?
I can’t believe what I'm seeing
But now it seems appealing-

No! My brain is playing tricks on me!
How could the image on the screen bring these unexpected feelings?

Catalyzed and compromised
I turn back time to shield my eyes
But, no, I guess it had to be me
Why did it have to be me?
Oh, no

The years go flying by
And now I spend my time
Looking into it
‘Cause I guess I'm a degenerate (sigh)

I forget sometimes
That there are kids online
And I think back to it
I wonder if it’s happened yet

The internet’s a funny place
But it can mess you up in ways
I wish I knew before the days
I spent time meddling in adult spaces

Oh, do you relate to me?
Or is this song problematic?
Am I being dramatic?

Oh, my innocence and purity
Reduced to nothing so early
At this point, there’s surely

No more point to close your eyes
Be careful where you socialize
But it might be too late

Sexy times and violent crimes
The things they do to growing minds
I wish I knew before the time
Where it had to be me
Why did it have to be me?
Oh, no