All About That Bass

Because this song's all about being big, suck a dick thin people
If you are super thin super thin you're evil
This catchy tune's message should have been we're equal
But it shame's thin women, thin women
Yeah it's kind of clear I like to eat food
But I can write big hit songs and I can sing em too
I see these skinny girls that get super famous
So I say hey why not meghan trainor?

I talk like I am black even thought I am white
I lived in the suburbs I've had a perfect life
Still there's one thing that bugs me I don't know why
But when I see good looking skinny people I think they should die
Yeah my mama she told me "don't worry about your size"
But when I see thin women I want to gouge out their eyes
(Gouge out their eyeballs)
When I hear gwyneth paltrow say
"Oh my God I feel so fat"
I want to beat in her pretty face with a baseball bat
Whoah

Now all five at us will do this dumb dance this dumb dance
We're dancing
These girls need haircuts bad really bad
We can't see
Meghan give me a chance just one chance to rest please
I hired you to dance damnit dance!

I'm bringing booty back
Booty never left that statement is trash!
Wow I'm just playing don't hate me cause I'm fat!
You're actually normal
Every inch of you is perfect, stop acting like a victim!
Yeah my mama she told me that being big is sexy
And that it turns on men which totally validates me
Makes me feel pretty, makes me feel pretty

I thought this song was supposed
To be bout loving you for you
It is then why are you basing
Yourself worth off of pleasing dudes?
Now let me reiterate it again if you're thin you're a bitch
That's totally nor true and completely mindless
I'm actually on my way to help the homeless
Nice try but that can't be you're skinny
Meghan your single "all about that bass" is a hit!
It's platinum!

It's time to lose some weight for your next pop anthem
But I'm about that bass and that means I'm curvy
That's what everyone likes bout this song
Now meghan do you wanna be a star or a one-hit wonder?
If you don't lose some weight that would be a blunder
To help you get in shape we've brought in a trainer
It's time to get you ripped! Let's do this!