Creepy Old Guy

Beetle Juice Beetle Juice

[Lydia]
Way back when
I was just ten
Simple and sweet
Everywhere
Fellas would stare
Out on the street
And I felt used
Kinda confused
I would refuse to look in their eyes
But now I really love creepy old guys!

[All]
We all do!

[Barbara]
Gum disease

[Delia]
Skin like grilled cheese

[Lydia]
Saggy old asses!

[Delia]
Saggy old asses!

[Lydia]
It's cute and vile-

[Delia and Barbara]
Hey baby, smile!

[Lydia]
To each girl that passes!

[Delia]
(Wolf-whistling)

[Lydia]
They make me blush!

[Barbara]
Can't get enough!

[Lydia]
Now one of 'em loves me, wants to be mine!

[Barbara and Delia]
That's right!

[Lydia]
Marrying my own creepy old guy!

[Betelgeuse]
I'm a creepy old guy!

[Lydia]
My creepy old guy, my creepy old guy
I'm so happy I could cry!

[Barbara and Delia]
Girls may seem disgusted, but we're actually just shy!

[Lydia]
My creepy old groom!

[Barbara]
Creepy old groom!

[Barbara and Lydia]
Play that wedding tune

[Lydia]
Hey folks, step aside!

[Betelgeuse]
I am older, but I'm glad I waited!

[Lydia]
'Cuz here comes the bride!
I am marrying my creepy old guy

[The others]
Creepy old guy, creepy old guy, creepy old guy

[Lydia]
My creepy old guy!

[The others]
Creepy old guy, creepy old guy, creepy old guy!

[Lydia]
Fix his hair
Get him prepared
For Armageddon

[Barbara]
Sure, the groom
Crawled out of a tomb-

[Delia]
But hey, hey, it's a wedding!

[Lydia]
So dim the lights
Pick up some rice
Say something nice!
It's my day to shine
I'm getting hitched to my creepy old guy!

[Betelgeuse]
It's showtime!

[Barbara and Delia]
Creepy old guy, creepy old guy
She's marrying a creepy old guy!

[Charles]
Have you guys seen Lolita?
This is just like that, but fine!

[The others]
Creepy old dude, creepy old dude
Our faith has been renewed
Now love is alive!

[Lydia]
Wave your baby girl goodbye
I am walking down the aisle
I wanna see a tear in every eye as I pass by
I know that on the outside he's disgusting
And even on the inside, he's disgusting
But I know that this time, I'm makin' it right

[The others]
Making it right, making it right!

[Lydia]
With my family by my side

[Betelgeuse]
O-M-G
Dressed to a T
Fancy and formal
I found me a wife
L'chaim! To life!
This is so normal!
I was ignored
But now, I'm adored!
'Cause I extorted, tortured, and lied
Give it up for my underage bride!

[The others]
Here comes the bride
Here comes the bride
God be glorified!

[All (including Betelgeuse and Lydia)]
I can't believe some cultures think this kind of thing's alright

[Lydia]
My creepy old guy
My creepy old guy
Doesn't he deserve a chance at life?

[Betelgeuse]
oh, yeah, that's right!

[The others]
Yeah, that's right!

[Lydia]
Let's make him alive!
I am marrying my creepy old guy!

[The others]
Guy, guy, guy, creepy old guy, guy, guy, creepy old guy!
Guy, guy!

[Betelgeuse]
I have chills!

[All]
Yeeeeeeeeah!

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  2. Day-o Banana Boat
  3. Dead Mom
  4. What I Know Now
  5. Creepy Old Guy
  6. Home
  7. Barbara 2.0
  8. That Beautiful Sound
  9. Girl Scout
  10. Invisible (Reprise) / On the Roof
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