A Dozen Virgins

Beowulf's song "A Dozen Virgins" is a bawdy and irreverent narrative that delves into themes of conquest, both martial and sexual. The lyrics are a crude recounting of the exploits of Beowulf's army, who are depicted as mighty warriors with an insatiable appetite for both battle and carnal pleasures. The song's tone is unapologetically vulgar, using explicit language and imagery to describe the soldiers' interactions with various women from different regions, including Fresians, Thanes, Franks, and others.

The chorus serves as a boastful anthem for Beowulf's army, emphasizing their strength and dominance. The repeated lines, "Oh, we are Beowulf's army. Each a mighty Thane, we'll pummel your asses and ravage your lasses and do it all again," highlight their pride in their prowess and their relentless nature. This refrain reinforces the idea that their conquests are not just physical but also sexual, as they take pleasure in subjugating both their enemies and the women they encounter.

Each verse introduces a different woman, described in terms that range from objectifying to outright offensive. The lyrics use crude humor and sexual innuendo to paint a picture of these encounters, with each woman representing a different type of conquest. The song's language and themes are intentionally provocative, aiming to shock and entertain with its explicit content. While the song may be seen as a parody of traditional heroic tales, it also serves as a commentary on the darker, more primal aspects of human nature and the often brutal realities of war and conquest.