Class
Chicago (Musical)
VELMA
Whatever happened to fair dealing?
And pure ethics
And nice manners?
Why is it everyone now os a pain in the ass?
Whatever happened to class?
MAMA MORTON
Class
Whatever happened to, Please, may I?
And, Yes, thank you?
And, How charming?
Now, every son of a bitch is a snake in the grass
Whatever happened to class?
VELMA E MAMA MORTON
Class!
Ah, there ain't no gentlemen
To open up the doors
There ain't no ladies now
There's only pigs and whores
And even kids'll knock ya down
So's they can pass
Nobody's got no class!
VELMA
Whatever happened to old values?
MAMA MORTON
And fine morals?
VELMA
And good breeding?
MAMA MORTON
Now, no one even says oops when they're
Passing their gas
VELMA E MAMA MORTON
Whatever happened to class?
VELMA
Class
VELMA E MAMA MORTON
Ah, there ain't no gentlemen
That's fit for any use
And any girl'd touch your privates
For a deuce
MAMA MORTON
And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass
VELMA
And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass
VELMA E MAMA MORTON
Nobody's got no class!
VELMA
All you ready about today is rape and theft
MAMA MORTON
Jesus Christ, ain't there no decency left?
VELMA E MAMA MORTON
Nobody's got no class!
MAMA MORTON
Every Guys is a natch!
VELMA
Every Girl is a twat!
MAMA MORTON
Holy shit!
VELMA
Holy shit!
MAMA MORTON
What a shame
VELMA
What a shame
VELMA E MAMA MORTON
What became of class?