Don Gato

Mr. Cat was sitting on his roof meow meow meow sitting on his rooof.
He courted a little niece cat of a brown cat meow meow meow niece of a brown cat.
When he went to stab her, he fell off the roof meow meow meow he fell off the roof.
He broke 7 ribs, his spine and tail meow meow meow his spine and tail.
They're already burying him on Fish Street meow meow meow on Fish Street.
That's why people say a cat has 7 dicks meow meow meow a cat has 7 dicks.