Vanity

I'm not cocky
I just love myself, bitch!

Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who's the flyest bitch of them all?
Never mind, I am
(That bitch is so fucking pretty)
Yeah, I am
(If I were her, I would kiss me, muah!)

Mirror, mirror on the wall
Hit up prince charming
Tell him give me a call
Never mind, screw him
('Cause I found somebody better)
Never mind, screw him
(I make myself so much wetter)

Every day I see myself
I love me even more (it's me I adore)
Ain't nobody got shit on me
I'm the best for sure (I should be l'amour)

V is for vanity, every time I look at me
I turn myself on, yeah, I turn myself on, yeah
V is for vanity, thank you mom and daddy 'cause
I turn myself on, yeah, I turn myself on, get into it

Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who's the sexiest of them all?
Nevermind, I am (I am, oh, she's so hot and sexy, ha)
Yeah, I am (that's right, no, no wonder she's cocky, ow!)
Mirror, mirror on the wall
They call me stuck up, but I'm not at all
Nevermind I am, I am (it's not my fault I'm the shit)
Yeah, I am, and I'm a bad ass bitch

Every day I see myself
I love me even more (it's me I adore)
Ain't nobody got shit on me
I'm the best for sure (are you ready for me?)

V is for vanity (yeah), every time I look at me
I turn myself on, yeah, I turn myself on, yeah
V is for vanity, thank you mom and daddy 'cause
I turn myself on, yeah, I turn myself on, get into it

No regrets (no regrets), get into it
No apologies (no apologies)

And now I take myself to be my lawfully wedded bitch
All the girls say, yeah, I'm vain, so what, so what?
All the boys say, yeah, I'm vain, so what, so what?
All the girls say, yeah, we're vain, so what, so what?
Everybody say, yeah, we're vain, so what, and what? Woo!

V is for vanity (yeah), every time I look at me
I turn myself on, yeah, I turn myself on, yeah
V is for vanity (hey), thank you mom and daddy 'cause
I turn myself on (that's right), yeah, I turn myself on, get into it

If the shoe fits (fits), wear it bitch (bitch)
If the shoe fits (fits), wear it bitch (bitch)
If the shoe fits (fits), wear it bitch (bitch)
Read my lips, muah, I'm a vain bitch, hey

Can't love no one else, till you love yourself
And if they don't like it, tell 'em, get in line
And kiss your ass, bitch (muah!)
Love you, baby (au revoir)
That's right, let's go out like this

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the flyest of them all?
It's me, bow down, get on your knees
Where's my queens? Who reigns supreme?
Let me hear you scream, woo!
And the legacy lives on, going strong
Let us not forget
Who owns the throne?
(You do mommy)