Morte Aos Ciquelistas

The song 'Morte Aos Ciquelistas' by Comme Restus is a satirical and provocative piece that humorously criticizes cyclists. The lyrics are filled with exaggerated disdain for people who ride bicycles, portraying them as relentless and somewhat ridiculous figures. The repeated phrase 'Morte aos ciquelistas' (Death to cyclists) is not to be taken literally but rather as a hyperbolic expression of frustration and mockery.

The song opens with a vivid image of cyclists pedaling tirelessly, suggesting an almost obsessive dedication to their activity. The line 'Pedalam sempe até ficarem brancos' (They pedal until they turn white) could be interpreted as a metaphor for their extreme commitment, pushing themselves to the limit. The mention of 'culhões atrofiados nos bancos' (atrophied balls on the seats) adds a crude, humorous touch, emphasizing the physical toll of constant cycling.

As the song progresses, the lyrics continue to mock the cyclists, noting their speed and the occasional fall. The phrase 'A trinta á hora onde irão parar' (At thirty kilometers per hour, where will they stop) highlights the perceived absurdity of their relentless pace. The line 'E os outros vão pá puta cos pariu' (And the others go to hell) further underscores the song's irreverent tone, dismissing the cyclists in a comically harsh manner.

Comme Restus uses this song to playfully critique a subculture, employing humor and hyperbole to entertain and provoke thought. The exaggerated disdain for cyclists serves as a vehicle for broader commentary on societal obsessions and the lengths to which people go in pursuit of their passions.