Tardigrade Song

Cosmo Sheldrake Cosmo Sheldrake

If I were a tardigrade I'd move out from home
Why live in the shrubbery when you could have a throne?
Pressure wouldn't squash me and fire couldn't burn
These are the things that I never will learn

These are the things I never will learn

I live in the shrubbery, for that's all I crave
I don't want these excitements to see me to my grave
I can live life in vacuums for years with no drink
And put up with hardships more than you can think

And put up with hardships more than you can think

If I shed all my liquid and let myself dry out
I'll shrivel and sleep for some 15-odd years
I'd wake up, come water, and get on with living
With time in my pocket to pass by the day

If I were a tardigrade I'd move out from home
Why live in the shrubbery when you could have a throne?
Pressure wouldn't squash me and fire couldn't burn
These are the things that I will never learn

These are the things I never will learn

For I am a tardigrade
And I'll stay at home
I'd not trade it for anything
Not a knife, a cup or a throne

Well, all I want is my shrubbery
And my little patch of moss
With my whisky in the cabinet
And my feet all clothed in socks

And my feet clothed in socks

  1. The Moss
  2. Come Along
  3. Birthday Suit
  4. Wriggle
  5. Tardigrade Song
  6. Old Ocean
  7. Does The Swallow Dream Of Flying
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