All Women Are Bad

adam and eve, sittin' in the woods, eve said 'man i got
somethin' real good - it's in that tree, you'll get smart
fast!' adam said 'sure, satan my ass - i don't see no snakes
but all women are bad' [chorus:] all women are bad, all women
are bad, that's what he said, all women are bad, groovy wiggly
tails, horns on their head, all women are bad, all women are
bad... samson and delilah, talkin' bout groomin', delilah said
'sam, you don't look human!' took some scissors, went snip-snip, said 'now everybody's gunna think you're hip' sam
felt his head and said 'all women are bad' there's one with
you, lookin' so sweet, but she's just a wolf dressed up like
sheep, secret gadgets up under their clothes - stuff you hear
about but nobody knows, and it ain't no use...all women are bad
save me the label of that perfume on the table, so i can
remember what made a wreck of me