Fuck, marry, kill!
Um, an army of Furbies that won't stop chanting the Lord's prayer
A can of rigatoni on the street

Um, going over to a friend's house for a sleepover for the first time
And their dad wants them to pop a cyst on his back
But they're really squeamish and faint
But he's in a lot of pain so you have to do it

Papa
1, 2, 3, 4!

Nice nice, so you a virgin?
Nice nice, what color are your panties?
Nice nice, so you a virgin?
Nice nice, what color are your panties?

What would you do with me if I was there with you right now?
What would you do with me if I was there with you right now?

Nice nice, so you a virgin?
Nice nice, what color are your panties?
Nice nice, so you a virgin?
Nice nice, what color are your panties?

What would you do with me if I was there with you right now?
What would you do with me if I was there with you right now?

Nice nice, so you a virgin?
Nice nice, are you touching yourself?
(Oh, yeah!)
Nice nice, so you a virgin?
Nice nice

I got a couple questions
Hey girl, it's such a shame you got your parents home
But we can just Netflix and chill until you're all alone!

Oh, you're out with your friends?
Are you a lesbian?
If I was with you would you, like, start making out with them?

Shave your pubes in the shape of my initials
Take your shirt off let me see your lady nipples

Oh baby, I like 'em thick
I need a big fat ass for my ten-foot dick

Nice nice, so you a virgin?
(Are you horny?)
Nice nice, what color are your panties?
Nice nice, so you a virgin?
Nice nice, what color are your panties?
Nice nice
(What would you do with me?)

One more time
What would you do with me?
Are you a virgin? Nice nice
What color are your panties?

Whatever you dumb, fat, slut, I wouldn't fuck you anyway!
1, 2, 3, 4!

Nice nice, so you a virgin?
Nice nice, what color are your panties?
Nice nice, so you a virgin?
Nice nice

Are you horny?
So you a virgin?
Nice nice, what color are your panties?
Are you horny?

Suck my dick, mommy
Have you ever sucked dick in a church?
So you're a singer?
Wanna show me what else your mouth can do?
Woah, I wanna be deep inside you right now
I wanna lick your nipples and pump you deeply

Uh, we're Dazey and the Scouts and we're your new step-parents

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  2. Groan
  3. Sweet cis teen
  4. James Deen You Let Us Down
  5. Nice Nice
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