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Yeah!
Uh huh.
R&B in the house!
That's "Red and Blue",
Not "Rhythm and Blues"...

Shorty make that booty clap
Put that butt in to my lap
Cruisin' down these guetto streets
Jammin' to my dubstep beats

"Rawr rawr rawr!"
Shit, a dinosaur!!
Shorty hand me my broadsword
Oh shit! Now he's eating you
Oh fuck! Now he's trying eat me too!

Ya right! I'm a robot guy
Shoot lasers outta my eyes
Then Dingleberry says to me:

[Shut the FUCK UP!]

Woooooooo!

Turn up my headphones!
Turn up my headphones!
Turn up my headphones!
Turn up my headphones!

Now I'm heading to the club
Make it rain and pop some bub
Applebottoms in my face
Poopin' all over the place

Uh huh.
Uh.
Yeah.
Turn up my headphones
Turn up my mic
Y'all ready for this?
And... I'm out of time.

I swing my cap to the back
I can toast to that
I make my ballsack slap
On her bootycrack

I am leveling up
I've got bub in my cup
I got that ass on my lap.
Now make that... ass "CRAP"!

Make that ass "crap"!
Make that make that ass "crap"!
Make that ass "crap"!
Make. That. Ass. "CRAP"!

Make that ass clap!
Make that make that ass clap!
Make that ass clap!
Make. That. Ass. CLAP!

Yeahh!
Turn up my headphones!
Turn up my headphones!
Yeahh!
UH huh.
Turn up my headphones!
Turn up my headphones!
Turn up my headphones!
Turn up my headphones!

These are sounds that sounds cool

Y'all ready for this?

Shorty got style
I got swag on me feet
I got her booty in my hand
It's like a thousand degrees!

I'm Red Hot Fire
I'm sex and appeal
I want her thighs around my face
For every one of my meals

All the ladies like my movement
And my talented voice
And if I wasn't your roomie
I would complain 'bout the noise

This raccoon it's poppin' bottles
Blue is dropin' the beat
I need the Heimlich right the way
I think I swallowed a bee!

Yeah!
Oh YEAAHH!!

Make that ass "crap"!
Turn up my headphones!
Turn up my headphones!
Turn up my headphones!
Make that ass "crap"!

Woo!

Fellas and ladies
On the dancefloor
Makin' babies!

Fellas and ladies
On the dancefloor
Makin' babies!

These are sounds that sound cool... in the microphone

Ugh!
I'm cool!
I'm cool

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