Big D Randy Christmas

Twinkle twinkle stay inside, Big dick Randy did not die
Twinkle twinkle holy shit, Big dick Randy's got a big (hold up wait)

Big dick Randy coming back he's alive
Two days ago, looked him right in his eyes
Big Randy back and I'm hella surprised, cause I shot him in the head like multiple times, like what he on a mission
Taking presents and he giving out dick and
Instead of cookies, I'ma leave out some chicken, so I can lure that nigga right to my kitchen
I'm kind of scared, cause he dressed up like he Santa
He lovеs seeing niggas in spotted pajamas
He big and strong, he a batman Manama
That man hеlla gay like the dudes in Atlanta
He smelling fear, the fear it is in me
Big dick Randy gonna slide down the chimney
He's 7 foot, kinda wish he was 6'3
Another holiday I gotta watch out for Big D
I'm staying up, I'm not going to sleep
Big Dick Randy going to take my cheeks
If lay down and close my eyes, he gonna come down through the chimney, he slide
Then he going to stand right at my bedside, then he gonna wake me up just by gripping my thighs
Take off my booty I think I'm gon' die
Take all my presents and take off outside
Randy ain't die, like dang it, I knew it
It made me cry when I'm making this music
He gon' pull up to my crib he going to do it
Just got BBL so I hope I don't lose it

Twinkle twinkle stay inside, Big Dick Randy did not die
Twinkle twinkle holy shit, Big Dick Randy's got a big (hold up wait)
Twinkle twinkle inside, Big Dick Randy did not die
Twinkle twinkle, holy shit, Big Dick Randy's got a big dick

Big Dick Randy, Big Dick Randy he don't play no games
Big Dick Randy gonna take that ass and run the other way (hey)
Big Dick Randy, Big Dick Randy, ain't no fucking joke
If he run up on you then your back is gon' get broke (uh)

Randy like a running back he covering the backside
He a big thick seven foot black guy
Hey this ain't Halloween no more, this is Christmas
Hide your booty because he coming for that thickness
Man y'all on your own cause I can't stop this nigga
Man I thought I done shot this nigga
But if he in my crib I'ma pop this nigga
I'ma be Will Smith and Chris Rock this nigga

Keep the doors locked, and the Windows
Don't let this nigga in
This Big dick Randy shit never gonna end
If you going to run off with your booty, you ain't never gonna win

In my crib I got Glocks, and extendos
I'ma hit him in his head
He ain't finna take my booty while I'm laying in the bed
I'ma hit him 30 times, and make sure that nigga dead

Polka dot pajamas, I'ma wear them on purpose
Stand up on the bed nigga, then I start twerking
Big dick Randy going to be peeping through the curtains
If you come into my room, then I'ma hit him where its hurting

Keep the doors locked, and the Windows
Don't let this nigga in
This Big dick Randy shit never gonna end
If you going to run off with your booty, you ain't never gonna win

Big dick Randy, Big dick Randy he don't play no games
Big dick Randy gonna take that ass and run the other way (hey)
Big dick Randy, Big dick Randy, ain't no fucking joke
If he run up on you then your back is gon' get broke (uh)

Big dick Randy, Big dick Randy he don't play no games
Big dick Randy gonna take that ass and run the other way (hey)
Big dick Randy, Big dick Randy, ain't no fucking joke
If he run up on you then your back is gon' get broke (uh)