Dating Song

I'm fucking Matt Damon
Your fucking Matt Damon
Well, I'm fucking Hannah Montana
She's fucking Hannah Montana
Backstage at my concert
Fucks me on my parents' bed
After school, at my locker
In the car, I give her head
I'm also fucking the Flava
Yeah, boy she's fucking Flavor Flav, fool

You know what time it is
Because I'm fucking Juney too
Yeah, I know but it's true
Flavor Flav fucks me too
And I swap with Calvin
And he swaps with that dude
And were all fucking hellboy
Yeah, they're fucking hellboy
And I'm the fucking hulk
When I get really mad
I start fucking Iron Man
A most uncomfortable screw
But I fuck the princess too

Who's that ringing on my bell
It's the bitch that's fucking Iron Man
That's I-r-o-n m-a-n
And I fuck him in the mouth
That's fucking great because I'm fucking wolf
Awhoo
He's fucking wolf ain't that a pity
Because I'm fucking those bitches from Sex and the City

Awhoo
He fucks the Sex and the City gals
So I wonder
Would wolf really be get jealous
If he knew we were fucking the guy with the big utility belt?
They're all fucking batman
At Wayne manor, in the Batcave
Butler Alfred is our love slave
Riddle me this
Holy bathhouse
I'm fucking Amy Winehouse
He's fucking Amy Winehouse
Yeah, on the down low low low
And I'm fucking Jessica Simpson
'Cause I'm on blow blow blow
She's fucking Jessica Simpson
Oh, yeah

And I think I might have fucked that hot assassin
Everyone's fucked me
And I've fucked em back you see
And the Mexican too
With the tragic hairdo
Call it, heads, I'm fucking JT
I'm fucking that male model
'Cause he's so fine
And I like to get up with Calvin Klein's
It's true, JT fuck my ass again
But I'm also fucking prince Caspian
I am handsome and I am cool
That's why this prince fucks the kids from high school
Cum on, let's hear it
Now's the time to party
Let me hear you
You know what time it is?
Yeah, no what time is it
It's time to get fucked
Fuck me
No, fuck me
Fuck me

He fucks all us kids in high school
Under the bleachers, in the showers
While we're changing for gym class
I'm fucking Oprah
I'm fucking Obama
I'm fucking Indiana's ass
She's fucking Indiana's ass
And I'm fucking Hancock
He's fucking Hancock and I'm fucking Beowulf
You know you like it
And I'm fucking Kung Fu Panda
And I'm fucking Michael Jackson
Don't judge me
I love my animals, you see
Oh, yeah, he's fucking the chipmunks
Sad to say but it's true
He fucks the chipmunks, yeah