The Love Song
Don't Hug Me Im Scared
Have you ever wondered why we're here?
What's it all about, you've no idea
And everywhere you look all you see is hatred, and darkness, death and fear
But you know it doesn't have to be
That i hate you, and you hate me
Cause even though we're different, it doesn't make a difference
And we can live in harmony
No, you don't know who i am
But maybe I could hold your hand
And together we can understand about love!
Huh? I feel tingly!
Yes, that's love, my friend, and it's time for you to learn all about it!
(Love is a place, love is a thing)
(Love is a place, love is a thing)
(Love is a place, love is a thing)
(Love is a place, love is a thing)
And do you ever feel like life's unfair?
Cause everybody hates you, and no one cares!
But if you follow me
Maybe you'll see
That love is everywhere
What is love, is it in the sky?
No, it's a feeling, deep inside
Because I'm hungry?
No, you're lonely
I can see it in your eyes
I don't understand
Don't worry! You will soon
Come and meet some of my friends, they know all about love
Come on, just over the rainbow!
Oh look, there he goes, flying through the sky
Maybe, we should follow him, or we'll get left behind
Yes, but there's lot of chicken left
And I'd like to eat the chicken
I'd also like to eat the chicken, let's do that instead
So here we are with all my friends, and they love you, all of them
Yes we do, this is true
We love you, and you love us too!
I love you too, furry boy
(Hee hee, harder)
Now, we've eaten the chicken, I don't know what to do
Maybe, we should look for our friend
Isn't that what friends do?
And we have finished the chicken picnic
To love each other, is to care
To be kind, and to share
I love my friend so I give him a hug
I made this for you, cause I love you so much
I love my pet, 'cause he's a crab
I love this tree, and I love this stick and I love this bug
No no no, that's not how it's done
You must save your love for your special one
My special one?
Everyone has a special one
Even me? But I am lonely
Yes, it's true! But do not worry
You're confused, but that's okay
Let me put it another way
This is the story of Michael, the loneliest boy in town
This is the story of Michael
The ugliest boy in town
Ugly and weak
They called him a freak
So he lived on his own underground
He lived on his own underground
He lived on his own underground
You see? Everyone has a special one
Even Michael!
Your heart beats hard like a big love drum
Calling for your special one
So be patient, 'cause just maybe
Your special one will come
He's made for her and she's made for him
That's the way its always been
And it's perfect, and it's pure
And it's protected with a ring
That's the way that all love goes
Like a flower it grows and grows
And it's forever, and forever
And now we all worship our king, our king
His name is Malcolm
He is the king of love
We must feed him
We must feed him gravel
Or he becomes angry
(Mmm gravel)
And this is your chance to start a new
And all we're asking you to do
Is change your name
And clean your brain
And forget anything about you ever knew
And your heart will find it's home
And our love will never go
Now wear this ring
And join the king!
And you will never be alone