New Man

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah

I heard he spent five hundred pounds on jeans
Goes to the gym at least six times a week
Wears boat shoes with no socks on his feet
And I heard he's on a new diet and watches what he eats

He's got his eyebrows plucked and his arsehole bleached
Owns every single Ministry CD
Tribal tattoos and he don't know what it means
But I heard he makes you happy, so that's fine by me

But still, I'm just keeping it real
Still looking at your Instagram and I'll be creeping a little
I'll be trying not to double tap, from way back
'Cause I know that's where the trouble's at
Let me remind you of the days when you used to hold my hand
And when we sipped champagne out of cider cans
I guess if you were Lois Lane, I wasn't superman
Just a young boy trying to be loved
So let me give it to you

I don't wanna know about your new man, 'cause if it was meant to be
You wouldn't be calling me up trying to
'Cause I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me

I don't wanna know about your new man, we'll get there eventually
I know you're missing all this kind of love
But I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me

Your new man rents a house in the burb
And wears a man bag on his shoulder, but I call it a purse
Every year he goes to Malaga, with all the fellas
Drinks beer but has a six-pack, I'm kind of jealous
He wears sunglasses indoors in winter at night-time
And every time a rap song comes on, he makes a gun sign
Says: Chune, bwoydem light up the room
But enough about him, girl, let's talk about you
You were the type of girl that sat beside the water reading
Eating a packet of crisps, but you will never find you cheating
Now you're eating kale, hitting the gym, keeping up with Kylie & Kim
In the back of the club kissing a boy that ain't him
Okay, you need to be alone
And if you wanna talk about it, you can call my phone
I just thought that I would tell you 'cause you oughta know
You're still a young girl trying to be loved
So let me give it to you

I don't wanna know about your new man, 'cause if it was meant to be
You wouldn't be calling me up trying to
'Cause I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me

I don't wanna know about your new man, we'll get there eventually
I know you're missing all this kind of love
But I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me

Baby, I'm not trying to ruin your week
But you act so differently
When you're with him, I know you're lonely
Please, remember you're still free to make the choice and leave
And don't call me up, you need to show me

I don't wanna know about your new man, 'cause if it was meant to be
You wouldn't be calling me up trying to
'Cause I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me

I don't wanna know about your new man, we'll get there eventually
I know you're missing all this kind of love
But I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me

Positive t-that he don't wanna know about
P-P-Positive that he don't wa-wanna know about
I-I-I don't wanna know abo-bo-bo-bo-bout your new man