Rap Battle Yandere Chan Vs Yandere Kun

Epic rap battle of akademi!
Yandere chan
Versus
Yandere kun
Begin!

Trying to steal my senpai? Who do you think you're dealing with?
If you try to take him just know I have a knife at home with your name on it
I'm hero of this story, you're the fan boy wannabe
But if you're really wanna fight then please try and beat me

There are many things I can do
That you would never dare
I doubt you'd gave the courage to take and claim senpai's underwear
Or tie a rival to a chair and make her wish she was never born
So drop the act and leave
I'm sure you're missing some freaky cable porn

It's funny how the world is so enamored with your position
That only a girl can fill part of a story's true fruition
But, you see, let me tell you about rule 63
All characters have an opposite sex counterpart
Like me

I'm the guy you don't wanna mess with
So you better run and hide
I'll laugh my ass off as I slice your throat open and watch you die
It's not like senpai will miss you since he'll just end up loving me
So I'll give you one verse to back away and beg me for mercy

You think that you're scary?
Let me show you something frightening
You can't exist in a world filled with social justice lightning
A man can't be yandere! He's a stalker, take him out
My sex gives me a pass
You're what they cry wolf about

Hehe!
You think politics will stop me?
Just take a look around!
People crave my existence
How does being wrong sound?
It doesn't matter what we are
So your little verse just went to waste
So leave senpai to me
You sad pathetic wast of space

Haha!
You're funny for a deadman

You're wasting my time
And I have to go and make sure senpai's safe

I told you, asshole
He's mine
You won't take him from me
I'll kill before you even get a chance

You really think so?

I know so

Alright
Let's dance