It's Only Fair To Warn (Freestyle)
Eminem
It's only fair to warn
I was born with a set of horns
And metaphors attached to my damn umbilical cord
Warlord of rap that'll bash you with a two-by-four board
And'll smash into your Honda Accord
With a four door Ford
But I'm more towards droppin an accapella
Than choppin' a fella
Into mozzarella
Worse than a hellacopter propeller
Got you locked in the cella
With your skeleton showing
Developing anorexia
While I'm standin next to ya
Eating a full course meal watching you starve to death
With an HIV in your veins
Feeding you liquid darvicet
Pumping you full of drugs
Pull the plugs
On the gunshot victims full of bullet slugs
Who were picked up in an ambulance
And driven
To receiving with the asses ripped outta they pants
And given
A less than 20 percent chance
Of living
Have a possible placement
As a hospital patient
Storing the dead bodies in grandma's little basement
Doctor Kevorkian has arrived
To perform an autopsy on you while you scream "I'M STILL ALIVE!"
Driving a rusty scalpel in through the top of your scalp
And pulling your adams apple out through your mouth
Better call the fire department
I've hired a arson
To set fire to carpet
And burn up your entire apartment