Tengo Mil Novias

Enrique Cadícamo's song 'Tengo Mil Novias' is a playful and humorous exploration of a man overwhelmed by his numerous romantic entanglements. The lyrics paint a vivid picture of a protagonist whose heart beats erratically, symbolized by the onomatopoeic 'Tiquitic... tiquitac...' This rhythmic heartbeat underscores his anxiety and excitement as he navigates his relationships with countless women. The repetition of this sound emphasizes the constant turmoil and distraction caused by his romantic pursuits, making it difficult for him to eat or sleep.

The protagonist's dilemma is clear: he is a self-proclaimed 'picaflor' or womanizer, who finds himself enamored with women of all types—blondes, brunettes, and more. The chorus reinforces this with the playful acknowledgment that he has 'mil novias' or a thousand girlfriends. This hyperbolic number serves to highlight the absurdity and impossibility of his situation. The song humorously addresses the chaos and complications that arise from having so many romantic interests, as the protagonist laments that he cannot marry all of them.

Adding to the comedic tone, the song recounts an incident where a blonde woman threatens to take her own life over his love, leading to her father's outrage and a desire to erase the protagonist from existence. This anecdote further illustrates the dramatic and often farcical consequences of his romantic escapades. Cadícamo's lyrics, combined with the lively and rhythmic musical style, create a light-hearted yet insightful commentary on the nature of love, desire, and the human heart's capacity for affection.