Four Jews In a Room Bitching

Four Jews in a room bitching
Four Jews in a room plot a crime

I'm bitching. He's bitching
They're bitching. We're bitching
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
All the time

MENDEL (MARVIN, WHIZZER, JASON)
Whadda they do for love? (Oooo)

MENDEL (MARVIN, WHIZZER, JASON)
Whadda they do for love? (Oooo)

FOUR MEN
Four Jews in a room

MENDEL
Bitching

JASON
Bitching

MARVIN
Bitching

WHIZZER
Bitching

FOUR MEN
Four Jews in a room stoop

MENDEL
They stoop?

FOUR MEN
To pray

JASON
I'm Jewish

MARVIN
I'm Jewish

MENDEL
I'm Jewish

WHIZZER
Half Jewish

FOUR MEN
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Night and day

TRINA
Slavery, slavery

FOUR MEN
We crossed the desert
Running for our lives
Fleeing from the Pharaoh
Who was up to no good

Now we’re at the Red Sea
Pharaoh is behind us
Wanting us extincted

JASON
What we need’s a miracle!

FOUR MEN
And then the Red Sea
Split before us
No more tsouris

MENDEL
We got our miracle

JASON
We got our miracle

MARVIN
We got our miracle

FOUR MEN
Four Jews itching for answers
Four Jews bitching their whole life long

WHIZZER
I'm Whizzer

JASON
I'm Jason

MENDEL
I'm Mendel

MARVIN
I'm Marvin

FOUR MEN
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Right or wrong

JASON
In case of smoke, please call our mothers on the phone
And say their sons are all on fire

MARVIN AND WHIZZER
We are manipulating people and we need to know
Our worst sides aren't ignored

MENDEL
The guilt invested will in time pay wisely

WHIZZER AND JASON
We do not tippy toe

WHIZZER
We charge ahead to show

MENDEL
We're good in bed

WHIZZER
Excel in bed

MARVIN
We smell in bed

JASON
Where is the bed?

MENDEL
I love the bed

JASON
Who has the bed?

WHIZZER
I want the bed!

JASON
Who stole the bed?

MARVIN
Who stole the bed?

WHIZZER
I lost it twice

MENDEL
The bed is mine

WHIZZER
The bed is nice

FOUR MEN
The bed is
Four Jews in a room bitching
Four Jews talking like Jew-ish men
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic
They're neurotic, we're neurotic
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny

MARVIN
I'm nauseous

WHIZZER
I'm nauseous

JASON
I'm simple

MENDEL
I'm Jewish

TRINA
Slavery, slavery

FOUR MEN
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny

MARVIN, JASON -WHIZZER MENDEL
I'm Jewish -I'm neurotic -Bitch bitch
He's Jewish -He's neurotic -Bitch bitch
They're Jewish -They're neurotic -Funny funny
We're Jewish -We're neurotic -Funny funny
Bitch bitch -Four Jews -I'm Jewish
Bitch bitch -In a room bitching -He's Jewish
Funny funny -Bitch bitch -They're Jewish
Funny funny -Bitch bitch -We're Jewish

FOUR MEN
Four Jews in a room bitching

MARVIN
In a room bitching

FOUR MEN
Bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Now and then
Can't lose
Loose screws
Four
One, two, three, four

TRINA
Five

FOUR MEN
Five Jews