Thrill Of First Love

[Whizzer]
Hang up all your clothes

[Marvin]
Whizzer begs

[Whizzer]
Whizzer knows

[Marvin]
Shave your legs

[Whizzer]
Make me sick

[Marvin]
You're a prick

[Whizzer]
God you're impossible
We've been together for nine months

[Marvin]
Ten months

[Whizzer]
Nine months

[Marvin]
Ten months

[Whizzer]
Nine months

[Marvin]
Ten months
We are the salt of the bourgeoisie

[Whizzer]
While I put the steak in

[Marvin]
I bring home the bacon

[Both]
And we're proud to say we love it how we

[Marvin/whizzer]
Don't, won't

[Marvin]
Don't

[Whizzer]
Won't

[Marvin]
Don't

[Marvin & Whizzer]
Agree

[Whizzer]
Everything he owns is vile
Marvin doesn't care a whit
Marvin doesn't share
My devotion to
Style
Men from France can cancel a debt
Men in cufflinks make me forget my name
I intend to upset
This regrettable game

[Marvin]
Whizzer takes me by the neck

[Whizzer]
What is this, wash and wear?

[Marvin]
Whizzer has unlimited knowledge of
Dreck

[Whizzer]
Send me flowers

[Marvin]
Mention is made

[Whizzer]
Make them roses

[Marvin]
Attention is paid
In full

[Whizzer]
See how quickly he sours

[Marvin]
When he pushes, I pull

[Whizzer]
Hang up your clothes, Marvin
Breeding shows, Marvin

[Marvin]
I was rich
He was horny

[Whizzer]
We fit like a glove

[Marvin]
Close your eyes, Whizzer

[Whizzer]
Passion dies
But I'd kill for that thrill of first
Love

[Both]
We ask for passion at all times
We stand for passion and drink this toast

[Whizzer]
Still it's awfully trying

[Marvin]
And we're not denying

[Both]
That of all the lesser passions
We like fighting most

[Whizzer]
Eh

[Marvin]
Whizzer screws too much to see
What a joy's monogamy
What a joy is saving his joys
For one man

[Whizzer]
Leave me

[Marvin]
Love me

[Whizzer]
Don't be a fool

[Marvin]
Want me

[Whizzer]
Feed me

[Marvin]
No one's so cruel
And cheap

[Whizzer]
What I love I devour

[Marvin]
What you love you devour
What I covet I keep

Isn't that right, Whizzer?
Let's both fight, Whizzer!

[Whizzer]
I was trained in karate

[Marvin]
I'm best when I cheat
So I'll cheat, Whizzer, and I'll shove
And I'll kill for that thrill of first
Love

[Whizzer]
We've been together for nine months

[Marvin]
Ten months

[Whizzer]
Nine months

[Marvin]
We've been together for ten months

[Whizzer]
What, it's been nine months

[Marvin]
Ten months

[Both]
In fact we've almost survived a year

[Whizzer]
True, but who is counting?

[Both]
We're too busy mounting
A display of our affection
That is so sincere

[30 measure interlude]

[Both]
Passion dies
Passion dies

[Whizzer]
I would kill for that thrill of first love

[Marvin]
I would kill for that thrill of first love

[Whizzer]
I would kill for that thrill of first love

[Marvin]
I would kill for that thrill

[Both]
I would kill for that thrill of first
Love
Love
Lo-ve