Si J'étais Président

Gerard LeNormand's song 'Si J'étais Président' is a whimsical and imaginative exploration of what the world could be like if a child were to become the President of the Republic. The song begins with a young boy, who looks a bit sad, asking for a magical phrase. LeNormand responds with a fantastical vision of his presidency, filled with beloved cartoon characters and playful policies. This sets the tone for a lighthearted and humorous take on political leadership, where the innocence and creativity of childhood reign supreme.

In this dreamlike scenario, LeNormand appoints Mickey Mouse as Prime Minister, Simplet (Dopey) as the Minister of Culture, and other iconic characters like Tintin, Scrooge McDuck, and Zorro in various governmental roles. The lyrics paint a picture of a world where sadness is banished, and joy and fun are institutionalized. The idea of public pastries and picnics for council meetings adds to the charm, suggesting a government that prioritizes happiness and simplicity over bureaucracy and seriousness.

The song also touches on the idea of diplomacy and international relations, albeit in a playful manner. LeNormand envisions hosting diplomatic meetings in a disco with an 'atomic' atmosphere, where conflicts are resolved through rhythmic battles rather than wars. This utopian vision is further enhanced by the chorus of children who express their excitement at the prospect of such a presidency. However, the song concludes with a dose of reality, as LeNormand admits he will never be President and emphasizes that one doesn't need to hold political office to love and care for children. This ending grounds the song, reminding listeners of the importance of kindness and imagination in everyday life.