Creepin' Towards The Door

They keep creeping towards the door
My stomach
Twists, like a worm beneath the lure
My heart beat
Skips, like a phonograph
Old machines weren’t built to last
But they keep creeping towards the door

They keep creeping towards the door
Their bodies
Reek, like they’re carrying a corpse
Their footsteps
Creak, as they circle in
And the power’s running thin
But they keep creeping towards the door

The phone guy tells me that there is no danger
But I suspect that things will get much stranger
Something about this room is hypnotizing
Paralyzing
Terrifying!

They keep creeping towards the door
My backbone
Shakes, like a tremor on the floor
My knee caps
Quake. Why don’t I just scram?
Or unplug that stupid fan!
Cuz they keep creeping towards the door

These furry phonies masquerade like they’re cute
The kids don’t notice ‘cause they think they’re cartoons
Oh don’t look now I think that Freddie’s en route
Deadly pursuit
Sweaty fursuit

The phone guy tells me that there is no danger
But I suspect that things will get much stranger
Something about this room is hypnotizing
Paralyzing
Terri-end