May God Be With You All

This is not a test
This is your emergency broadcast system
Announcing the commencement of the annual purge
Sanctioned by the government
Weapons of class four and lower have been authorized
For use during the purge
All other weapons are restricted
Government officials of ranking 10
Have been granted immunity from the purge
And shall not be harmed

Commencing at the siren any and all crime, including murder
Will be legal for twelve continuous hours
Police, fire and emergency medical services will be unavailable
Until tomorrow morning at 7:00 am when the purge concludes
Blessed be gunz for hire, our new founding fathers
And our country, a nation reborn
May God be with you all
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