Seventeen (Brainrot Version)

[Veronica]
Fine!
We're beta
Really beta
But that does not help us rizz

We're not alpha
We're not sigma
We don't choose who's skibidi

Let's be normal
Start some gooning
Hit the griddy and then mew

We'll rizz Ice Spice
Or edge to her
Don't you want to be rizzy?

Can't we be skibidi?
That's all I want to do
If you could edge to me
I could be skibidi

People gyatt us

[JD]
Or they gyatt us

[Veronica]
And you're right, that really farts

But we let go

[JD]
Edge to Ice Spice

[Veronica]
Then go back to Grimace Shake

We'll go mewing

[JD]
Be skibidi

[Veronica]
And we'll edge some more

Alpha sigma

[JD]
Skibidi toilet

[Veronica]
Don't stop edging to my gyatt!

[JD]
Your gyatt!

[Both]
Can't we be skibidi?
Is it so hard to mew?
If you could edge to me
I could be skibidi

Let us be skibidi
If we still got that rizz

[Veronica]
If you could goon to me
I wanna edge to you

[JD]
I wanna edge to you

[Veronica]
Wanna edge to you

[Both]
Tonight!

[Veronica]
Yeah, we're beta

[JD]
Really beta

[Both]
But your rizz's to good to lose

[Veronica]
Edge me tighter

[JD]
Even sigma

[Veronica]
I'm gyatt if I'm what you rizz

[JD]
Can't we be skibidi?

[Veronica]
If I'm the one you rizz

[JD]
If we still got that gyatt

[Veronica]
'Cause you're the one I rizz

[JD]
You're the one I rizz

[Both]
You're the one I rizz