I Punched Keanu Reaves

Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves
And it was better than any scene
You could see in speed

I hit john wick
And now I’m feeling so appealing
Basically, I’m a God
You could call me hercules

Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves
And it was better than any scene
You could see in speed
I’m tellin’ you, for real
I punched neo
He could duck bullets
But he couldn’t duck me

I’m feelin’ so refreshed
The new sheriff’s in town
Check the button on my vest

It’s keanu with a bruise
Around the oculus
Now I’m just cruisin’ the metropolis
In my prime, like optimus

Everything is half-full
I’m an optimist, haven’t done ish
Yet I feel accomplished

Best pugilist
Blessed with an iron fist

Strong enough to
Survive the apocalypse
In any summit I could be on
Any point break
I could surf with my gi on

Take any fighter, any class
I’mma put you on your ass
Then, I’ll pee on you peons
For eons and eons and eons
And eons, etcetera

Not a tall fellow
But nobody can measure up

And if you wanna feel similar to this
All I had to do was coldclock
An icon of cinema

Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves
And it was better than any scene
You could see in speed

I hit john wick
And now I’m feeling so appealing
Basically, I’m a God
You could call me hercules

What an excellent adventure
I wouldn’t be surprised if keanu’s wearing dentures

I got a high five
That can make a man die
I should be with the justice league
And the avengers

Taking out contenders with glee
Carefree, and as happy as can be, low-key
Cause the only thing better than punching Keanu Reeves
Is the fact that his girl chose me
I bet you didn’t think this was a love song
But the reason I’m at my pinnacle right now
Is I hit him in the eye
Then I became her guy
And her love has me feeling invincible
No doubt (oh)

Get it? So I don’t think I’ll ever dead it
Plus, he was a jerk
So I really don’t regret it
I’ll celebrate that day from now till forever
Or at least till the end of the credits, credits

Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves
And it was better than any scene
You could see in speed

I hit john wick
And now I’m feeling so appealing
Basically, I’m a God
You could call me hercules

Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves
And it was better than any scene
You could see in speed
I’m tellin’ you, for real
I punched neo
He could duck bullets
But he couldn’t duck me

Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves
And it was better than any scene
You could see in speed
I’m tellin’ you, for real
I punched neo
He could duck bullets
But he couldn’t duck me