Zero To Hero

Oh, yeah
Bless my soul, Herc was on a roll
Person of the week in every Greek opinion poll
What a pro!
Herc could stop a show
Point him at a monster, and you're talkin' S.R.O

He was a no one
A zero, zero
Now he's a honcho
He's a hero
Here was a kid with his act down pat
From zero to hero in no time flat
Zero to hero, just like that

When he smiled, the girls went wild
With oohs and aahs
And they slapped his face on every vase
On every vahse!

From appearance fees and royalties
Our Herc had cash to burn
Now nouveau riche and famous
He could tell you what's a Grecian urn

Say amen! There he goes again
Sweet and undefeated and an awesome 10 for 10
Folks lined up just to watch him flex
And this perfect package
Packed a pair of pretty pecs

Hercie, he comes, he sees, he conquers
Honey, the crowds were goin' bonkers
He showed the moxie, brains and spunk
From zero to hero, a major hunk
Zero to hero and who'd have thunk?

Who put the glad in gladiator?
Hercules!
Whose daring deeds are great theatre?
Hercules!
Isn't he bold?
Nobody braver
Is he sweet?
Our favorite flavor!

Hercules, Hercules
Hercules, Hercules
Hercules, Hercules
Bless my soul, Herc was on a roll
Undefeated
Riding high, and the nicest guy
Not conceited

He was a nothin', (a zero, zero)
Now he's a honcho, (he's our hero)
He hit the heights at breakneck speed
From zero to hero
Herc is a hero
Now he's a hero

Oh, yeah
Yes, indeed!