The Gospel Truth I

You go girls

We are the muses
Goddesses of the arts
And proclaimers of heroes
Heroes like Hercules

Honey, you mean Hunk-ules!
Woo, I'd like to make some sweet music
Our story actually begins long before Hercules
Many eons ago

Back when the world was new
The planet Earth was down on its luck
And everywhere gigantic brutes called Titans ran amok

It was a nasty place!
There was a mess wherever you stepped
Where chaos reigned and earthquakes and volcanoes never slept

Woo, sing it girlfriend!

But then along came Zeus
He hurled his thunderbolt
He zapped
Locked those suckers in a vault

They're trapped
And on his own stopped chaos in its track
And that's the gospel truth
The guy was too type A to just relax

And that's the world's first dish
Yeah, baby
Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth

Though, honey, it may seem impossible
That's the gospel truth
On Mount Olympus, life was neat and smooth as sweet vermouth
Though, honey, it may seem impossible
That's the gospel truth