EP. 1: Adult

Hey!
Aloha
It's ya boy
I'm stoned at the airport thinkin' 'bout life
Hoping I remember to catch my flight
Had a little scare but ya boy's alright
Now I'm taking time off to relax my mind
I been overwhelmed
Not prioritizing my mental health
Spending too much time wrapped up in myself
And somehow also not enough
Being 26 is tough
How do I do all this stuff?
I work a lot and I exercise

And I meditate and I socialize
And I date a girl and I read
And I try to get enough sleep
And the last two months have felt like a minute
Like I looked up and the world was looking different
Damn, I feel like an adult
And I'm pretty sure I really don't like it
Never thought I ever would

Now I'm dancing 'round a quarter life crisis
I was a child of the '90s, right in my prime
And now I'm a guy whose past 25
Like whoa, damn, I feel like an adult
Some of my best friends are getting married
And some are buying stocks
And some are making money
But hate their fucking jobs
And some are in their 30s
But none are in their teens

And all of us are tired by 11:15
And sure we chase dreams
And sure we smoke weed
And sure we don't feed ourselves the right food
But we know it
I had no idea that this is where my life was going
Damn, I feel like an adult
And I'm pretty sure I really don't like it
Never thought I ever would
Now I'm dancing 'round a quarter life crisis
I was a child of the '90s, right in my prime
And now I'm a guy whose past 25
Like whoa, damn, I feel like an adult

Na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na (yeah, yeah)
Na-na-na (hey!)
Na-na-na-na-na (what?)
Na-na-na-na-na (skrr!)
Na-na-na-na-na (waka-waka-waka, Ian McConnell)

My body hurts way more often
Excitement is way less common
I eat the real kind of ramen
Damn, I feel like an adult
And I'm pretty sure I really don't like it
Never thought I ever would
Now I'm dancing 'round a quarter life crisis

Damn, I feel like an adult (hey!)
And I'm pretty sure I really don't like it (pretty sure I really don't like it)
Never thought I ever would
Now I'm dancing 'round a quarter life crisis (quarter life crisis)
I was a child of the '90s, right in my prime
And now I'm a guy whose past 25
Like whoa, (whoa-oh) damn, I feel like an adult
(Damn, I feel, damn, I feel, damn, I feel like an adult)