The II3 Recap Song

Greetings! Salutations!
I'll just cut the formal integrations
And get right to the part we all came for
Starring the host: MePhone4!

Eight vets stranded on an island
Spoiled Lemon tickets were a lie, and
Bow appears out from the demolition
It's a Fans and Favorites competition!

Season 3 of I. I.!
As the second one's going, don't ask why
Competing to win a prize
(Don't think on it too much
It's just the grand prize)
Season 3 of I. I.!
Get voted off and you're PUNCHED through the sky!
Only one can come out with the prize
(This is what the fans want, everything's fine)

First challenge up is to dive off a cliff
Blue lost and got Blueberry out who didn't give a rip
The team naming challenge put The Pinkers on the floor
As Fan left the island, competing no more
The cameras start snapping tryna capture something bad
And Lifering goes to Indefinite Island
(Sorry, hold it there- what's Indefinite Island?)
We'll get to that later, let's keep moving!

And!
The challenge is over, Thinkers have to think a vote out
OJ leaves the island 'Cause Yin-Yang does not count
Teams protect and drop an egg, hope it doesn't crack
Clover's luck saves her, sending Box to a medevac
Trying not to laugh was a struggle for The Sinkers
Tea Kettle leaves, but not before a hug first
Team shuffle time, building mile-high pies
And Cabby gets out, but this is not goodbye!

Season 3 of I. I.!
As the second one's going, don't ask why!
Competing to win a prize
(Discovering the truths of the one who had died)
Season 3 of I. I.!
There's Candle and Silver flying through the sky!
Only one can come out with the prize
(You can't keep acting like everything's fine)

Bodies have swapped and a bridge race is up
Thinkers vote Clover out as Clover passes on her own luck
Bow is revealed to actually be a robot
'Cause Fan and Test Tube built up a Bowbot!
A filmmaking challenge is up ahead
The Pinker's film wins and Goo gets out in the end
Rejoin time on Indefinite Island
As Cabby comes back, Test Tube goes flying

Now teams have merged into one
Bow gives herself a new voice and
Creatures all fight 1v1
The Floor has to leave the island
Until the boot doesn't work
Turns out The Floor IS the island
The challenge puts The Floor through hurt
But the newfound Bot helps to reconcile them

Paintbrush is the next one to leave
Cliffs and icebergs on the anniversary
Nickel's luck becomes fully seen
And Candle leaves, alliances splitting
Puzzle rooms crafted by a spring
Pairs of two confronting their memories
And just as Bot embraces themself
It's off to Indefinite Island for them!

(Them, them, them, them, them, them)

Blueberry's back in play, as Yin-Yang gets sent far away
Plots from a mock-up murder give Blueberry control over the game
But with a trek to a bake-off, Blueberry leaves in shame
The Floor is suspicious of MePhone's wishes to suddenly extend the game
Contestants write a fake season that the Groscers disqualify
Balloon, Cabby and Silver are left to fight for the prize
Time is fleeting on this endeavor
The game is nearing end times
This cannot go on forever
And what could be the grand prize?
Is there something to be hidden?
What else is hiding behind?
And who will come out the winner?
I guess we'll find out next time

In Season 3 of I. I.!
As the second one's going, don't ask why!
Competing to win a prize
(If there even is one, is there even gonna be a prize?)
Season 3 of I. I.!
Get voted off and you're punched through the sky!
Only one can come out with the prize
(It's getting close to over, getting close to over)
Season 3 of I. I.!
Invitational contest for a prize
The finalists are on the line!
(Unless things are thwarted by that fist in the gro-ound!)
Season 3 of I. I.!
If you want a contest, MePhone's the guy!
Only one can come out with the prize
(Let's just hope that everything's fine)

There's just one final part
Who will win, and who will depart?
We'll see in the finale of Inanimate Insanity Invitational!