If I Had a Tail
Ingrid Witt
They call me sassy when I'm strolling down the street
They call me classy when I'm serving just the best
I can be deadly when I find somebody lovely
And now I'm ready, like a kitty in a dress
Don’t call me mean, I just someone to love me
Someone to lick my wounds and kiss my aching body
My desperation knows no termination baby
Now would you love me if I was somebody else?
Wish I had a tail
Wish I had a tail
‘Cus if I did then I would swing it
Be swinging it in front of you
If I had a tail
If I had a tail
Yeah if I did then I would swing it
Be swinging in in front of you
I would swing it to the beat, I’d be a mover
And everyone be jealous of my tush
I just wanna be that one that makes you drool eh
Know I’d be a super duper
Cooler, naughty, smoother little puss
Wish I had a tail
Wish I had a tail
‘Cus if I did then I would swing it
Be swinging it in front of you
If I had a tail
If I had a tail
Yeah if I did then I would swing it
Be swinging in in front of you
Now don’t call me mean, I just want someone to love me
Someone to lick my wounds and kiss my aching body
My desperation knows no termination baby
Now would you, would you love me if I was somebody else?
Wish I had a tail
Wish I had a tail
‘Cus if I did then I would swing it
Be swinging it in front of you
If I had a tail
If I had a tail
Yeah if I did then I would swing it
Be swinging in in front of you
Wish I had a tail
Wish I had a tail
‘Cus if I did then I would swing it
Be swinging it in front of you
If I had a tail
If I had a tail
Yeah if I did then I would swing it
Be swinging in in front of you
