Archbishop Harold Holmes

Dear friend, if you want to feel better
Don't let the devil make you toss this letter
If you've been crossed up by who do voodoo
You got family trouble? Man trouble? Woman trouble?
No life in your bubble?
You're looking for a true friend or a true lover
Or if you've been living undercover
I'm coming to your town to break it all down and help you with all of this
I'm looking to help you find bliss, one day, but one way, can't miss

I'm here to tear all the walls down
Doesn't matter if it's a large town or a small town
Just like Joshua and the fabled walls of Jericho
I'm gonna tear down the institution

God spoke to me said: Listen to me
I anoint you with the power that'll get them all moving
You're agitated? Your brain ain't meditated? You're concentrated on gettin' elevated?
By sundown, Monday, you who come will be blessed with a big money blessing
It will be doubted by all the unbelievers I know of the friends I'm addressing
But you must tell seven friends, you must first bring seven friends
And don't be selfish and keep this all to yourself and don't eat shellfish
Hate is trying to take someone else's love for yourself
But I'm here to tell you that love is trying to help someone else

I've realized that you have tried and tried and are just about ready to give up
But I got good news for you, God has spoken in my mind and told me to tell you
To get moving in the right direction for a change
I'm gonna put you in the fast lane

You need to see me right away so I can fix this
You need to see me right away
You need to see me right away so I can fix this
You need to see me right about now

Dial seven, open up the windows of heaven and pour out a rich and mighty blessing
Not this town, or her town, but your town; are you ready for the message?
I have a special financial blessing that once I have placed in your head
And I want you to begin using this blessing on the very first day that you can

And if you are suffering a strange sickness
A-someone is blocking up all of your success
You need to see me right away so I can fix this

Signed, sincerely yours, in faith, love, and peace
Your friend, Archbishop Harold Holmes