The Cast Of Stranger Things Raps a Recap Of Stranger Things

Season 1: Hawkins Indiana 1983 Dustin, Lucas, Will and Mike are playing D&D
They wanna kill the demogorgon when they roll the dice
But that night, Will disappears riding on his bike
What the heck is going on? Is everybody’s question
And that’s before everything gets turned up to Eleven
She was special powers but her life is kinda awful
She’s always getting nosebleeds and eatin’ Eggo waffles
Barb goes missing by the pool one night
And Joyce talks to Will with some Christmas lights
Eleven’s with the fellas, turnin’ bullies into clowns
And together they save Will from the Upside Down!

Season 2: Is a doozy, so you better grab the tissues
Max and Billy hit the scene, and he’s got daddy issues
Will is pukin’ slugs and his visions won’t stop
To top it off, his mom has got a boyfriend Bob
And Dustin has a slimy pet, growing bit and fat
He feeds it Three Musketeers (but prefers the cat)
Steve and Nancy call it quits, they’re always on and off again
Max is dating Lucas, while Nancy goes to Jonathan
They discover tunnels running underneath the town
Filled with deadly Demo-Dogs insade the Upside Down
Bob stays back, takes the hit, he’ll be missed
Eleven seals the portal then she gives Mike a kiss!

Season 3: 1985 the gang is getting tall
Everybody’s growing up and shopping at the mall
Steve and Robin work the counter at the Scoops Ahoy
And figure out the russians have a super secret ploy
Hooper is unhappy that Eleven’s kissin’ boys
But then he turns around and put the moves on joyce
Dustin has a girl, no one thinks it’s true
She calls him Dusty-Bun, and he calls her Suzie-Poo (Ew!)
The mall is just a front, and things get tense
So Erica agrees to pull a Die Hard in the vents
Billy and Hooper get got, it’s gory
But that’s just life in Hawkins, it’s a Never-ending Story!
But that’s just life in hawkins, it’s a never-ending story!