Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off

She said, ''I'm goin' out with my girlfriends
Margaritas at the Holiday Inn
Oh, have mercy my only thought was
Tequila makes her clothes fall off.''

I told her put an extra layer on
I know what happens when she drinks patron
Her closets missin' half the things she's bought
Yea, Tequila makes her clothes fall off.

She'll start by kickin' out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink.

Them pantyhose ain't gonna last too long
If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on
She might come home in a tablecloth
Yea, tequila makes her clothes fall off, waahoo..

She can handle any Champagne brunch
Bridal shower with Barcadi punch
Jello shooters full of Shmirnoff
But tequila makes her clothes fall off.

She'll start by kickin' out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink.

She don't mean nothin' she's just havin' fun
Tomorrow she'll say, oh, what have I done
Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost
Yea, Tequila makes her clothes fall off.

Oh, Tequila makes her clothes fall off.
Oh, Tequila makes her clothes fall off!...