Road Hog

John D. Loudermilk's song "Road Hog" humorously narrates the story of a reckless driver who disrupts the flow of traffic and ultimately faces the consequences of his actions. The song begins by describing a common and frustrating experience for many drivers: encountering someone who straddles the white line and speeds up when others try to pass. This character, referred to as the 'Road Hog,' becomes the central figure in the story.

The narrative unfolds with the singer and his buddy encountering the Road Hog during a nighttime drive. The Road Hog's erratic driving, including swerving into their lane and wildly fluctuating speeds, creates a tense and dangerous situation. The repeated refrain, "Road Hog beep beep do do do do," adds a playful and rhythmic element to the song, contrasting with the seriousness of the Road Hog's behavior.

As the story progresses, the singer reveals a twist: he is actually the County Sheriff driving an unmarked car. This revelation adds a layer of irony and satisfaction, as the Road Hog's reckless actions will not go unpunished. The song concludes with the assurance that the Road Hog will be behind bars by morning, providing a humorous yet cautionary tale about the consequences of irresponsible driving.

Loudermilk's storytelling, combined with the catchy and repetitive chorus, makes "Road Hog" an entertaining and memorable song. It highlights the frustrations of dealing with reckless drivers while also delivering a satisfying resolution through the unexpected twist of the narrator's true identity.