Happy Halloween
John Zacherle
Through the nauseous night I'll soar
Through the pools of rancid gore
Through the sewer pipes I'll crawl
To the horror ball
To the hall where vampires scream
Happy Halloween!
From the cold and ancient graves
From the coffins and the caves
From the rocks and werewolf nests
Come the ghastly guests
Gonna have a nightmare dream
Happy Halloween!
So little witch, we've got a date
You better put your head on straight
Jump on your broom
And don't be late
This is our night to celebrate!
Through the oozing quicksand swamp
Do the buddy bloody stomp
Do the brand new twist and itch
With the wicked witch
Everybody make the scene
Happy Halloween!
Isn't this a gruesome party?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
All the weirdies are here
You can't tell which witch is which without a program!
Ah, there's the Watusi witch
And there's Dracula dancing with?
Til rigermortis sets in, ha ha ha ha!
For this sweet night we wait all year
Now don't you try to disappear
Open up your coffin, dear
My nose will tell that you're still here
Gonna eat some lizard lunch
Gonna drink some living punch
Gonna dance until we're dead
Hit me on the head!
Hang the heart and split my spleen
Happy Halloween!
Everybody make the scene
Happy Halloween!
