Alastors SDLG (Alastors Game)
Jorge Nothing
The Vengeful Shitposter: A Dive into 'Alastors SDLG (Alastors Game)' by Jorge Nothing
The song 'Alastors SDLG (Alastors Game)' by Jorge Nothing is a narrative of digital revenge and the transformation of an individual within the online community. The lyrics tell the story of someone who was once a follower of a group known as 'La grasa,' which can be interpreted as a social media group or online community that shares memes ('momo' in the song). The protagonist experiences a sudden ban from the group for being too boastful or 'fantasmón,' which leads to feelings of betrayal and a quest for retribution.
The song's lyrics express the protagonist's initial attempts to reconcile with the group, pleading to be let back in, only to be ignored. This rejection fuels a transformation from a mere follower to a 'shitposter,' a term used to describe someone who deliberately posts provocative or off-topic messages in online communities to disrupt normal conversation. The protagonist becomes adept at creating such content, distancing themselves from former associates ('papus,' 'pacmans,' 'elfas') and embracing a new identity as a powerful and skilled disruptor.
The final verses of the song reveal a darker turn, as the protagonist threatens to 'doxx' the group members, which means to publicly reveal their private information as a form of revenge. The song culminates with a challenge issued to the community to abstain from masturbation for the month of September, a reference to the 'No Nut November' internet challenge. The song ends with a warning that the protagonist, now a formidable force within the online world, should not be underestimated or mistreated, as they have become just as formidable as those who wronged them.