Witch Duel

Joriah Kwamé Joriah Kwamé

[Lilith]
Beloved Citizens!
The emperor's coven proudly presents
Spicier than cinnamon

(The kind of witch that Eda resents)

And the kind of witch we seek each year
She's sure to make you gasp tonight
Weighing in at I don't know
Introducing Amity Blight!

[Luz]
Wait, the duels is a rap battle?!

[Eda]
Of course it is!
This is contemporary musical theatre
What did you expect?

[Luz]
Um, I don't know magic?!

[Eda]
Hip Hop is magic, Luz
(Amity)

[Amity]
Just 'cause my name is Amity
Doesn't mean I'm a friend
Facing the star student
Will be Luz Noceda's end

Opponent- yes, but worthy- no
But we can play pretend
You're tragic, have no magic
And on Eda you depend

You're human
So I'm assuming you're fragile
I'll take some pity on ya
Still my flow can be agile

I'm Sittin' pretty, but I'm witty
And you're standing there baffled
In the dark you need a flashlight
Get ready for a blight fight

First time I saw you
You were an abomination
I have to say
You looked better covered in purple foundation

Get off my station
Return to your troubled nation
I've goin' for a while
Is there no moderation?

[Luz]
Eda! What do I do?
I don't know how to rap!

[Eda]
Don't worry about it Luz
I'll take care of it
You just say something!

[Luz]
Something like what?

[Eda]
Anything!
Here, watch

[Luz]
Uh
That was cute but now it's time to get stunning
By the third stanza guaranteed to have you running
Hunny, are you aware you up against the best?
You wish you were a star!
You just wear one on you chest

Test, 1, 2, 3
Can you hear me? I'm sure
The isles are only boiling 'cause Luz came through the door!
You remind me of the stories I've read
You know the lore
'Bout the monsters in the swamp
Go on, try it, womp, womp aye!

You look shocked!
Did I suprised the top student?
You're a bully, insecure
Sure you're pretty, but not prudent

Maybe you shoulda warmed up
You sound like hoots
You can't touch this
You need to touch up your roots

[Lilith]
Your turn, Amity

[Amity]
I don't know what to say

[Luz]
That was so mean!
I didn't mean to say that!
I don't know why I said that!
How did I said that?

[Eda]
I told you Hip Hop was magic!
It was me, just keep going!

[Luz]
This was supposed to be a duel
But it seems I'm spitting solo
Your soft in the center
Maybe I should call you rolo

You're not a savage
You're stuffy
Buttoned up like a polo
Enough of all the modesty in slow-mo
Let's go

Look, I'm singing circles around you while you can't find the pitch
Think you were projecting on Willow, you called her half-a-witch
Stitch up your wounds 'cause your salt's gonna burn
I'm the teacher, ms. Blight, it's time to learn

Aye
I love your confusion
It complements this conclusion
Your cockiness is illusion
Elitist, stuck in delusion

You're overzealous and jealous
Lookin' green like your blouse
This was fair but foul
Forget the owl, this is my house!

(Team Luz win, team Luz)
(Team Luz)
(Amity, you lose)

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