Soldier 76 Vs Reaper (Rap Battle)

[Soldier 76]
Before we get started, I must apologize
I'm not a hero anymore so I'm not gonna be nice
I'm a Soldier, who put the world on his shoulders
You're just a ghost who can't hold his composure
I'm older, but I'm getting better with age
Call this a eulogy, you're getting sent your grave
Old dog, new tricks, my bite's as bad as my bark
I can't help kicking your ass, old habits die hard

[Reaper]
I've been to the grave, I've already come back
But I'll be at your funeral, and I'll look good in black
I'll be undertaking while you're overwatching
Trust me, I'm not the only dead man walking
I always got annoyed when you played boy scout
Then you got destroyed, how's unemployment now?
You were never a commander witch an ass I would kiss
Speaking of which, 76, put your sights on this

[Soldier 76]
I'm not pointing fingers, I won't say who betrayed us
But we've got a weak link, his name is Gabriel Reyes

[Reaper]
It's easy to make me a scapegoat for the blame
When you're the head of Overwatch taking all of the praise
On the Blackwatch, my job was the hardest
You called yourself a hero, while I'm hauling your garbage

[Soldier 76]
I never pegged you as the whiny kind of guy
What you gonna do, Gabe? Cry, cry, cry?!

In with the old, out with the new
They don't make'em like they used to
Kids these days got it easy
Try as hard as they want, they're not gonna be me
Justice and vegeance, in an epic standoff
You might call us old news, but don't call me grandpa

[Reaper]
Back in switzerland, we both survived the blast
All you had to show for it was a minor scracth

[Soldier 76]
But these scars go deeper, you should see that Reaper
The only reason I was leader was because you were weaker

[Reaper]
I'll feast on your soul like a wholesome snack
I have no moral code that will hold me back

[Soldier 76]
I'm not with Overwatch, I don't roll like that
Just goes to show, you don't know Jack

[Reaper]
Death walks, with a couple of shotguns
You'd better run, when it blossoms

[Soldier 76]
Spraying and Praying, you ain't even aiming
My tactical visor is activating
I don't see Mercy, better find a nurse
I know you're into black magic, but I'm your curse

[Reaper]
You're a washed-up has-been, better get practice
Lookin' like a burnout with his letterman jacket

In with old, out with the new
They don't make'em like they used to
We've been fightin' since the crisis
I got a lot of war stories for my kids
Rainin' shells, and pulse grenades, everybody better get to shelter
Hasn't anyone told ya to respect your elders

[Soldier 76]
You'll reap what you sow, check your ego
And keep that mask on, you demon freakshow

[Reaper]
You're a walking cliche, I'm a sleek bendito
Say hasta la vista, mi amigo

[Soldier 76]
I'm an army of one, punk get off of my lawn

[Reaper]
I'm on the graveyard shift, and I'll finish the job

[Soldier]
Sorry, but it doesn't count if you finish it badly
I'll keep you in line, who's your daddy?
Oh, this is awkward

[Ana]
Oh please I've never laughed harder
How could either one of you believe that Pharah was your daughter?

[Reaper]
So you're telling us now

[Soldier 76]
That it can't be one of us?

[Ana]
I wouldn't tell you two, even if she was
Between your petty insults, rhymes that are buring
I can't believe for once that I'm the one snoring
You have the gall to call yourself grown men?
Ha! Just remember, mother knows best

In with the old, out with the new
They don't make'em like they used to
Kids these days got it easy
Try as hard as they want, they're not gonna be me
Justice and vegeance, in an epic standoff
You might call us old news, but don't call me grandma

An eye for an eye

You can't bargain with death

It's time to put this battle to rest

[Soldier 76]
Huh, he started

[Reaper]
Oh, shut up