Childish War

Once upon a time, yes, a very long time ago
Lived a family noble and old, whose children were very close
And on and on it goes

"Hey, do it right!"

"Now to your throne" the butler starts the show (ready go!)
Ready go, a knife and a fork to point in your face, I'll take you any day
After all, we're noble - the middle class'
Grandest and richest of families so don't ever look down on us (yeah?)

So bow down to us, you peasants, standing here's your prince and princess
We're here to call to attention all of your mistakes

Hey, hold up, hold up, aren't you lying again?
Whataya bet you can't see through anything I throw at you?

Right, right, right, right
I'll leave them under you, since you want it so bad (lol)

You're just so annoying! God, just so annoying!
Acting high mighty around me like you're the queen
Ready aim and fire, gong that never tires
Rioting tonight, it's a war but not a fist fight

Causing so much trouble, see my mischief double
C'mon, boy, you gotta admit that I do it in style
And for buying at this "special bargain sale"
I thank you for your precious service, beat you fair and square

(Sshyaa!)

Back to backing away, retreat
But I have an idea to beat
Giving into her puerile goals
We're head to head and toe to toe
"Who the hell do you think I am?"
Yeah, I'm the rulebook, that's a slam
Calling me so dumb, thinking that I'll run
Maybe humility is not so bad!

Now, now, everyone, come and take my hands please
It's only natural that I'm tranquil
If you really didn't know, I cheat by nature
Always reaching for that one thing greater
It's in my blood, you know we're famous for our war strength
This one here, that one there, everywhere
Yes I've won the fight! Peace sign!
Yay!

Right, right, right right
Guess who earned a gold star for very good job!

You're just so annoying! God, just so annoying!
Acting high mighty around me like you're the king
I'll strike even harder, shoot you 'till you topple
Retribution, punishment - I'll make you feel all of it

Looking down upon you, seeing through all your moves
Chance is for the taking, you're dancing to my own beat
Got a little messy, missed you by a hair
Oh well, it looks like I'm the winner, beat you fair square

(Yes!)

But it's you, and nobody can compare
(Sei yaa too yaa u too yaa ha)
You're the only rival that I can bare
(Sei yaa too yaa u too yaa ha)
Falling to my knees, losing like I'm weak
(U ha sei yaa yaa sei ha)
Would drive me insane so for tonight, it's you and me
But I'll win hey hey hey hey

The house staff agrees, so why don't you just
Chill out for once in your life, okay?
Oh my God, just shut up!

You're just so annoying! God, just so annoying!
Yelling at me like I'm a dog, but you're just all bark
Ready aim and fire, gong that never tires
Generation rising, the one to rule will be me!

Causing so much trouble, see my mischief double
C'mon, boy, you gotta admit that I do it in style
From one to a hundred, I'll take whatever's there!
I thank you for your precious service, beat you fair and
Wait a second, Woah, is this a draw?

(Huh?!)