Kinky (feat. Ke$ha)

Mom
What?
Oh my God, so we're recording
And next door is the fucking Spice Girls and they love us
Okay
But so, do you wanna say hi?
Yeah
Okay, come inside, come and say hi
Hi, hello, hello, hello
Hi, it's Mom, oh my gosh
This is Kinky Spice
Kinky Spice?
I'm a sloppy, I'm a, I'm quite the Sloppy Spice if you ask me
Hahaha, holy shit

You like to put on my dress
I like to put on your boots
We make the bed a mess
Even when it's just me and you

But it's only human nature
To wanna fuck a stranger
Long as we're honest, we got this
Nah, it ain't nothing major

One plus one is two, that's me and you
Plus one, that's three, that's fun, fun, fun, fun
Boys kiss, boys kiss girls, kiss girls
That's how it's meant to be

Baby, you're my lover
We can go find some others
As long as it's not a secret
We can keep it kinky

I'll be yours forever
You know I'm down for whatever
Tell me all of your deepest fantasies
We'll keep it kinky

You and me got an understanding
Nobody gotta understand it

Tell me the freakiest shit
You secretly wanna do
Baby, don't be embarrassed
Probably wanna do that shit too

Monogamy ain't natural
At least not for me and you
We're in our own dimension
We're making up our own rules

One plus one is two, that's me and you
Plus one, that's three, that's fun, fun, fun, fun
Boys kiss boys, kiss girls, kiss girls
That's how it's meant to be

Baby, you're my lover
We can go find some others
As long as it's not a secret
We can keep it kinky

I'll be yours forever
You know I'm down for whatever
Tell me all of your deepest fantasies
We'll keep it

Kinda sweet stuff, kinda freaky-deaky shit
You can trust me, I can be a kinky bitch
Say you can't turn a ho into a housewife
Who wants a housewife who ain't a ho sometimes?
I like it kinda slow and sweet sometimes
I like it when you're beggin' on your knees sometimes
I like it in the bed or the car
In the kitchen or the bar, at your best friends party

Baby, you're my lover
We can go find some others
As long as it's not a secret
We can keep it kinky

I'll be yours, forever
You know I'm down for whatever
Tell me all of your deepest fantasies
We'll keep it kinky

You and me got an understanding (understanding)
Nobody gotta understand it (understand it)
You and me got an understanding (understanding)
Nobody gotta understand it (understand it)