Papai Noel

Your mother is a bitch, she wants to give it to me (la-la-la-la)
I'm Santa Claus son of a bitch
I eat your mother while your father listens
And there's no point in writing me an ugly letter because instead of giving a gift, I cum in your sock
I'm Santa Claus son of a bitch
I eat your mother while your father listens
And there's no point in writing me an ugly letter because instead of giving a gift, I cum in your sock

I break down your door, I don't enter the chimney
And if you go to the house I'll eat your wife
And if you're not married, I'll eat you, and if you don't have an ass, I'll eat your brother's ass

I have no patience and I don't give a damn when I get home until the reindeer run away
Santa Claus left, even she couldn't stand me just because I fucked a whore the old woman abandoned me
Here at the North Pole, I'm the one in charge and the Christmas atmosphere, I want more than that, fuck it
With my troop of elves on the front line, if you're a bum, you won't have any teeth left
To give you an idea, even the Grinch was shot, he tried to face me and ended up in a burned tire
If you're a good boy, you're on the wrong path because I really like naughty kids

I'm Santa Claus son of a bitch
I eat your mother while your father listens
And there's no point in writing me an ugly letter because instead of giving a gift, I cum in your sock
I'm Santa Claus son of a bitch
I eat your mother while your father listens
And there's no point bothering me by asking for gifts, and if you insist too much I'll punch you in the teeth

(Dear Santa Claus)
(This year I behaved and was very nice)
(So this Christmas I wanted to win a remote control car)

Shut up kid, you make me ashamed, at your age I already smoked marijuana
Fuck the remote control car
I hope your family dies in an earthquake

(Hello, Santa Claus, my name is Larissa)
(And this year I want to win a talking doll)

Doll that talks?
I'm going to give you my dick, you're a life that has already been very spoiled
Do you know what you deserve, Larissa?
I'll give you a tip, it looks like a sausage

(Speak, you broken-in old man, my name is Creiton)
(And that year I snorted a lot of cocaine)
(I fucked my cousin and even hit my teacher)
(And as a gift, you know what I want, right)
(I want a brand new Ferrari, zero kilometers)
(So I can walk around with my cousin)

Finally, a decent child)
I will definitely provide you with the gift
A brand new Ferrari, to enjoy with your cousin, and as a bonus you will get 10kg of cocaine

I'm Santa Claus son of a bitch
I eat your mother while your father listens
And there's no point in writing me an ugly letter because instead of giving a gift, I cum in your sock
I'm Santa Claus son of a bitch
I eat your mother while your father listens
And there's no point bothering me by asking for gifts, and if you insist too much I'll punch you in the teeth