Clown Cafe

Drop on by the clown cafe
Your favorite meals-on-wheels
The menu is disgusting
And it's full of 'special' deals
Nothing here is good for you
So grab yourself a tray!
Cause food's a little funny
At the clown cafe!

Drop on by the clown cafe!
Drop on by the clown cafe!
Gobble up your order, quick!
Before it runs away!
Cause food's a little funny
At the clown cafe!

Why not visit after school
And have yourselves a bite?
An appetizing appetizer certain to delight!
We haven't done it right unless it makes your teeth decay!
Cause food's a little funny
At the clown cafe!

Drop on by the clown cafe!
Drop on by the clown cafe!
The grub is downright gruesome
But your appetites obey!
Cause food's a little funny
Food's a little funny
Food's a little funny
At the clown cafe!