Tight Pants (Body Rolls)
Leslie Hall
I was walking through the forest of Moccasin breath
When I saw a troll boy wearing tight pants
I want to own them
But can you even dance in those pants?
"Watch me, woman!"
They made him move like a vessel of shimmy
All sweet and tender like a tiny baby kitty
I need to get some!
Put my body in them!
Then I will rule the land!
5, 6, 7, 8
Is that an Angel Baby?
No! That's his dance moves!
Yes!
Watch my lady honey grooves!
Feed me lots of Jamba Juice!
Call me lady tiger, but I never eat my young
No, no, no
My legs in those pants, a dream!
When I would move, I'd scream:
Watch out for my body rolls!
Watch out for my body rolls!
High kicks!
High kicks!
This is how we do it!
Yes!
Watch out for my body rolls!
Watch out for my body rolls!
High kicks!
High kicks!
This is how we do it!
Yes!
I begged that boy to make me some
Gotta dance like that where I come from
Grab a partner, form a line
Cut and stitch and make 'em shine
Work that elastic, it's looking fantastic
P-p-please stitch 'em pretty 'cause my body can't handle that
It's just the power of the lycra
Tickles my tigra
Let me get inside of them and stretch, stretch, stretch!
And tell yourself you're a vessel of shimmy
And activate your dance floor kitty
When I place my legs in a cage of spandex
I dance like hell to release the madness
Watch my feet pound holes in plywood
Watch my hips crush plates of baked goods
Watch out for my body rolls!
Watch out for my body rolls!
High kicks!
High kicks!
This is how we do it!
Watch out for my body rolls!
Watch out for my body rolls!
High kicks!
High kicks!
This is how we do it!
'Twas the last stitch on the final seam
He placed onto me, my leg hairs quivered and screamed
I know I needed them more than ever
But then he looked at my legs and said, "NEVER!"
I was already wearing tight pants
I just did not activate them!
Wow!
(body)
Body roll, body roll
High kick, high kick
(roll)
This is how we do it
Watch yourself
Break it down, break it down
(body)
Body roll, body roll
High kick, high kick
(roll)
Activate
Engage
I'm a dance floor tiger lady
Pumping everything she has
Touching every single lad
Rubbing every lady gland
Work that dance floor
They may vote you mayor jazz
One day have a plaque that says:
"She wore the tightest of pants"
Watch out for my body rolls!
Watch out for my body rolls!
High kicks!
High kicks!
This is how we do it!
Watch out for my body rolls!
Watch out for my body rolls!
High kicks!
High kicks!
This is how we do it!
